what did the little boy get from santa claus on christmas? nothing santa isnt real

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what do you call 10 mexicans standing in a line? It's probably a lunch line for a taco vendor. And even this is just a coincidence. Everybody loves tacos.

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whats white and looks like paper paper

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give me a thumbs up

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52 Prostitutes in a bar. Challenge Accepted.

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third guys ducked.

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Harry Chappell raped someone

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Why didn't Rebecca Black take the bus? Because she would have had a heart attack with all of the seat choices.

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why can stevie wonder drive? He's blind

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What did mr smith say when a student asked for math help? ok

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When the tsunami hit in 2004, christians worldwide prayed for the victims. it didnt help

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You're as useful as Baby P's dummy.

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Wiggle wiggle wiggle yeah

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Q.What did the German say when he walked into the bar? A.Ich möchte ein Bier bitte. Das würde mich viel besser fühlen. Meine Frau ist gerade gestorben, weil ich sie zu Tode prügeln, und ich bin ein Alkoholiker.

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Have you ever listened to the smell of the color 9? It tastes like freedom!

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your mommas so fat i like fat cows is she home?

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whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jews are productive members of society. -Canis

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What's the difference between a piece of chicken and a black guy? They were both once alive and innocent, I lied about the black guy.

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knock knock! who is there? its knock! knock who??? knock knock... who is there.... i told you its knock... knock who??? knock knock... WHO IS THERE!! OMG I TOLD YOU ITS KNOCK! KNOCK WHO!! WHO IS KNOCK! KNOCK KNOCK OMG WTF! HOLY SHIT WHO IS THERE! ITS KNOCK WE HAVE KNOWN EACH OTHER OUR WHOLE LIVES! KNOCK WHO?? KNOCK KNOCK WHY DONT YOU REMEMBER ME! oh knock knock from next door! who is there???? jk.. knock...knock......omg put down the gun knock knock stop i love you knock its not worth it!! NO KNOC!!! GUNSHOT* KNOCK NOOOOO!!! I LOVED YOU SOMEONE CALL 911!! OMG KNOCK WHY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OH KNOCK WHY!!!!

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???????????? ???????????? ???? ???? ???? ???? ???? A wild EXEGGUTOR appeared!

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy. After botched reduction surgery, he was left without a penis at all and, realizing the horrible irony, threw himself into a raging river (experiencing no shrinkage whatsoever).

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Whats worse than losing your car keys? Watching your 4 year old son get visciously raped by a 20stone sex hungry pedophile and knowing you cant do anything about it because the sex hungry pedophile is your dad and he is the alpha male of the family so he has full mating rights.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having enough money to buy an apple.

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What is it called when you kill a gay man? Homocide

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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