- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why isn't pluto a planet anymore? Nasa decided it was too small

general tso's broccoli

I went to the doctors the other day for a check up and the doctors says to me "sorry your going to have to stop wanking" and I say to him " what! Why?" and the doctor says "I'm trying to examine you".

How can you tell when a African man is lying? Like any other person you would use a lie detector.

What did the collage professor say to the plumber? Hi.

The black man leaves the strip club.

Yo mama is so fat she probably has diabetes, poor circulation in her extremities, and cannot ride anything at Disney World.

how do you get a girl of a swing? puch her off! how do you get her friend of a swing? throw a refridgerator at her!

How many Muslims does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

Did you know, even though penguins ARE birds... They don't live in volcanoes?

What would you do if the house you're sitting in now exploded? Nothing really, you would have died a horrible death.

How old is your mom Dead

why did the chicken cross the bread? because chicken salad

What did the monkey say to the newlywed couple? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

What starts with P and ends with ORN? POPCORN

Justin Bieber

What is white and will kill you if it fell out of a tree? Charles Manson

What do you say to a black man with a gun? Don't shoot me.

what do you call a guy who makes racist jokes? an insensitive bastard

Why did the car stop? The driver had a stroke

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What's the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? I'll eat Megan Fox before I fuck her.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? That would depend on the individual situation at hand and to assume you could accurately estimate that is ridiculous.

What happened to the dog who lost its legs? It Died.

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