I hate cripple jokes! I just can't stand them!

A guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink and sighs heavily, waiting to escape the reality of his broken home, his cheating wife, and his high school dropout kid.

So a guy walks into a bar. He asks the woman next to him, ''Can I buy you a drink?'' The woman says,''No thank you.''

Jim bean takes out a can of- Let me guess- No.

Cool story bro. Tell it again.

Why did the man look in the mirror? To see his reflection.

What did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? Get off the roof.

How many dead babies can fit in a dead horse 11

Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

these jokes are not funny but there funny because there not funny aaaaaaaa pissing me off

What do you get if you cross a Kangaroo and a Sheep? They are too entirely different species and cannot be crossbred.

How did Barry Bonds break the career homerun record? A combination of natural ability, practice, and a plethora of performance enhancing drugs.

why was the giraffes head so far away from his body? because he has a long neck

Lol Nerochan, that was like totally awesome!

whats purple and brown lucozade sport

What is more worse than death? Death

Getting an STD. What's worse than mixing up the order of the joke and the punchline?

Your mom is so fat, she suffers from heart disease, high blood pressure, and type 2 diabetes.

A farmer was robbed and complained to the sheriff's department that he suspected it was a black man behind the crime. "How do you know this for sure?" The sheriff asked him. He replied, "I chased him into the night, it was dark and I couldn't see him"

What does Steven Hawking and Justin Bieber have in common? Absolutely nothing.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I got to go now Gonna take a poo.

How many black people does it take to change a light bulb? Zero, they already stole them all.

You know what isn't funny? Getting punched in the face. You know what is funny? Brittany Spears getting punched in the face.

What did the kid say to the ginger? You're gay.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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