Why did the cow cross the road? It was escorted by its owner to get to the slaughter-house.

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a black and a mexican are walking down the street, two cops look up to see this and immediately say "shit, this can't be good".

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A bear and a rabbit are walking i n the woods until they spot a magic genie. The bear mauls the rabbit because it is the rabbit's natural predator and is indifferent to the genie because it has no prior education on persian mythology.

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How do Helen keller's parents punish her? They sternly reprimand her for her misdeeds.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He looked both ways and saw there was no traffic.

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How do you kill a blonde? Shoot her.

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A ginger kid and his 5 friends walk into a bar

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kieran scott has a huge back

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Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears? Because he's a rabbit

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Herpes, Now you do too.

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What did little Mindy Granger find on her paper route? Human teeth.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 is a homophobe and 7 is a little fruity.

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where are the maternaty clothing in walmart???? The C section

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so... how about that airplane food

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Who, what, when, why, how, where, and which? Your Honor, i think my client would like to plead guilty.

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Why can't Helen Keller conduct a Train. Because she is dead.

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Your momma is so stupid, because she didn't get a proper education

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Why was the little kid sad at a funeral. He was actually happy and he was at six flags

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did you hear about the platypus that was found dead in the middle of death valley?

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Why are Jewish men circumcised? Because it is the norm with that particular religious group to circumcise male infants shortly after birth.

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What smells worse than cow manure? Burning Jews.

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Gay Rights

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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