why did the chicken go to the man? TO ask if he wants sex for money

What did the gay guy say to the other gay guy Want to make out?

Is that a banana in your pocket? As a matter of fact, yes it is.

A programmer, and engineer and an accountant meet up for an after work drink. Afterwards they go home to their separate apartments and think how socially inadequate they are.

What's little and very sad? A 5-year old locked in a cage.

Why did the guy crash? He was texting.

Q: whats snoop doggs favourite weather? A: drizzle

A man walks into a bar carrying a piece of asphalt under his arm. The bartender says, "We don't serve construction workers here."

What does the color 9 smell like? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats

whats black and has 3 legs? a spider with 5 missing legs.duh.

What did the friend say to the other friend? A. Hi friend.

Nope, but yeah Felix looks a lot like Mickey Mouse, I think, nah it was Oswald the Lucky rabbit I believe, and he used to get his ass kicked by... Damn, what`s the name of the fat cat that beat up Mickey in steamboat willie?

How do you know a blonde's been in your refrigerator?? There's lipstick on the cucumber!

What did the white father tell his mexicon son and his wife as he left for work bye

What's bue and sticky? -A blue stick.

What do you call a not as grumpy Jewish man in his mid 30s? Danny. What do you call 5 of his best friends? Arin, Suzy, Barry, Ninja Brian, And Ross. Another possible answer to the 1st question is currently not married.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because seven "eight" nine. Yeah, I went there.

Two blondes and a brunnett walk into a bar. Remarkably, there was nothing else notable about any of them.

What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? Finishing the wheelchair.

what did the little boy say when the teacher asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

A man ate a lot of ice cream he had double bypass surgery 3 months later

A nuclear device is dropped on hiroshima. Does it make a sound? The answer is yes because the americans are laughing in Enola Gay

They found Michael Jackson dead in his house and found Madeleine McAnn in the cupboard 8P

why did the chicken cross the road? I don't care! What are you doing in my house?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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