- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the skeleton cross the road? Because it was dead, thus incapable of independent movement.

if my evil next door neighbor is building a rocket to steal the moon with the help of 3 little girls, a grumpy old man and about 5000 small yellow poeple; what do i do? get sued for coping a copyrighted movie plot

What's worse than carrying a heavy suitcase? Poisoning children.

why did the car crash? Because the driver was just a box of raisen Brand

What did the man say to gguy we are both g

how does your hair keep changing lengths? due to my countless hours of grueling sessions in chemotherapy due to what was recently found as a terminal cancer, i wear wigs

A black man,a Hispanic man, and a white man are in a race. The white man wins because he took steroids and used somebody else's urine for the drug test.

why do cats hate dogs the Holocaust

What is worse than seeing a pile of dead minorities? Dropping a dollar.

What do you do after a murder kills your entire family? Nothing, he killed you too

Man is even more eager to copulate than a donkey – his purse is what restrains him

Why did billy have a bruse? Because he got smacked with a belt. -Louis

What's sad about four black people going over in a cliff in Cadillac? It was my Cadillac.

You will not press the like button.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

Why did Mark get paralyzed? Because he was a famed football player that went drafted for the 1st pick but was later hit so hard that his spine com pulsed and tore

whats better than holocaust...911 cardiac?

Why are Jewish men curcumsized? Because Jewish women wont put their hands on anything that's not 20% off

My momma's so ugly she had to get plastic surgery. Now I need it.

why did the homosexual man cross the road? to get to his gay partner.

What did Helen Keller say when she got raped? Stop raping me.

If u read thus your awsome .... And if your a emo kid with rainbow hair and a 3 inch penis then NO your bad

Guess what. I eat weed and smoke yogurt

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