- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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It's so hot even chuck noris can't withstand this shit.

Why couldn't the black guy enter the room? He was too large to fit through the doorway therefore he turned around and left

What is the least racist animal? A panda. It's black, white and Asian.

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead dive off a yacht. Unfortunately the yacht is in a shop and all 3 of them sustain injuries following impact with the concrete floor.

Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet and so are you, but the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl empty and so is your head.

How did my grand parents go about surviving the holocaust? Well, for starters, they weren't Jewish, they never lived in Germany, and to be honest, my grandparents probably would have supported the Nazi's because they are right wing pricks

What screams when you poke it? A rape alarm.

Q: Why do black people drink Grape Soda? A: Because it queches their thirst, and satisfies them.

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Q: Why are black people afraid of Chainsaws? A: Because it could kill them as it could any other individual.

Why did the guy to the moo moo cow say? Yesterday, I took a crap at the restaurant and the toilet got stuck so I stole the vehicle and won the lottery.

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "come" on your face.

Why can a bird fly Because it's not a banana

Knock-knock. Who's there? Doorbell repairman. ym

Bean.

Grammer is very important

why cant stephen hawking dance He does not enjoy dancing

womens rights.

Why was the Mexican sleeping? He wishes to decrease his risk of motor vehicle accidents.

So there were two... sigh... I hate my life....

Why did the girl fall off of her highchair? Her father threw an axe at her.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get KFC... Because hes a canibal!

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