Where did the black man sleep? In his house with his wife and children.

Who was sorry when the fat kid fell over last year? The whole of Japan.

why couldnt the boy get into the pirate movie? he was hit by a mexican telephone server.

Where can you find elephants? That depends on where you leave them.

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange

What's red and screams? A peeled baby in a bag of salt.

Knock knock Who's there? Oh. I was just making sound effects.

What sound does a snail make? Meow....... Think hard and you'll get it

A girl gets raped -teagan d

A redhead walks into a bar and goes to the restroom. She needed to pee.

What did one say to the other woman? I have a penis

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stapled to a donkey

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color.

But then it wouldn't be an anti joke ya bellendo

A man, a woman and their child wen to a restaurant. There was a horse in it and they left. The Holocaust begun

why was 6 afraid of 7? because he's a pussy.

how do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker face

Is maynaise an instrument?

When im invisible you cant see me, i know

F? No k

Why couldnt the boy lick his elbows? Because he lost his arms after he was violently beaten by his drunk father with a bat.

Whats worse than burning jews? jews that are alive

Whats worse than cold feet? getting your feet chopped off.

why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it tried but was hit by a truck at the halfway point.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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