- Anti Joke

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because as an animal with legs it is highly capable of doing such as it pleases.

Whats worse than burning jews? jews that are alive

What did one wall say to the other? Nothing. Walls can't talk.

why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it tried but was hit by a truck at the halfway point.

Whats worse than cold feet? getting your feet chopped off.

I have a knock knock joke. You go first.

A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

Why couldnt the boy lick his elbows? Because he lost his arms after he was violently beaten by his drunk father with a bat.

What's worse than a terrible joke? A worse joke.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a carpet? I don't sell carpets.

why did the kid cross the road he didnt he had no legs

What do you do if you see a man on the street with a pineapple up his bum? Take him to the hospital to have the pineapple removed professionally. It could be potentially dangerous for his health.

Why was the woman sad? Because her son died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To make it home in time for Thanksgiving.

What's the difference between Micheal Jackson and a grocery bag? One carries groceries and the other molests children

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one say to the other woman? I have a penis

A redhead walks into a bar and goes to the restroom. She needed to pee.

But then it wouldn't be an anti joke ya bellendo

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color.

how do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker face

When im invisible you cant see me, i know