Loner.

Why did the clown get in the car? Because he can.

Can I ask you a question? You just did

Whats worst than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies. Whats worst than a pile of dead babies? One live baby under the pile of dead babies.

Your mother is average.

How does a black chick tell if she's pregnant? When she pulls the tampon out, all the cotton is already picked.

Why did Mufasa miss his doctor's appointment? Because he was trampled to death by wildebeest

a seal walks into a club.

What did the frog order at McDonalds? Nothing, it's a frog.

Why didn't the Mexican have car insurance? Because he was 12 years old and didn't have a car so he had no need for car insurance.

Why didn't Susie's dad come home on time? He was dragged into a dark alley, then stabbed in the eye. When his body was found 2 days later, Susie couldnt stand the loss and hung herself the day after her father was found.

Why did the man with every known fatal disease die? Old age.

What's worse than losing a board game? Cannibalism.

Knock knock. Who's there? Come in.

Emergency call: - Please help, my little son swallowed a condom! 5 minutes later - It is ok, I found another one.

dick dick dick... frogs

How do black men eat chicken? Chicken goes in bone come out.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, that's why I'm asking you.

what do you do to gay guy who wants to have anal sex with you? beat him with a steel baseball bat in his face.

"What's uhhh.". "Crap I forget" "Oh yeah! 32!"

What's Green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels

Your mum is so dead, when I kick her she doesn't move.

A racist walks into a bar. Nasty accident you had there mate. You should be more careful next time.

Why is Adam saying numbers? He is a maths teacher.

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