Why was 6 afraid of 7? When 6 was just a young boy living in a quaint suburbial town, his family, 1 2 3 4 and 5 were all killed by 7. 7 then burned down their house while 6 ran away from the blazing inferno he used to call home. 6 was forced to live off the land in order to survive. 6 built a house using only mud and sticks and a little elbow grease. When 7 heard the news that 6 was still alive and well in the forest, 7 went into the woods, tracked down 6's home and again burned it down. When 6 came back from a day of fishing and a handfull of fish, he saw that his house was burned down. The fish then escaped from his hands, and flew away. 7 had left a note on the ground that said 7. 6 then recalled the first time 7 had killed his family and burned down house. 7 had now burned down two of 6's houses. That is why 6 is afraid of 7.

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Is it possible to mix an answer to a question with another? No. Aids are perfect for fear training.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Earlier that morning the farmer's daughter had inadvertently left the gate to the yard open as she was preoccupied by her worry over a maths test set for that day. She hadn't studied for the test as she was still deeply distressed over her fathers recent heart attack. This, coupled with the added burden of household chores now delegated to her because her mother was out trying to get the west field prepared for sowing, had made her quite forgetful and distracted of late. Whilst several chickens escaped, only one strayed so far that it actually encountered the road facing the farm. After crossing the road and gorging itself in a soy-bean crop, the chicken was struck by a furniture remover's van as it attempted to make its way home. Several hours later the dead chicken was spotted by a Community Mental Health Worker who was doing his bi-weekly rural clinic run. The chicken, being a bantam, caught the eye of the Mental Health worker, who was a keen trout fisherman. "Cool" thought the mental health worker- "those feathers will make for excellent trout flies". He stopped and plucked a handful of the most iridescent blue, green and orange feathers and placed them in an envelope. He rolled himself a cigarette, sat on the trunk of his car and admired the clouds. "God, I love this job", he muttered to no one in particular.

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How to kill a mocking bird? Stab it

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Politics

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Why is the young Chinese boy crying? Because he is being raped.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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why did the kid drop his ice cream? because he got ran over by a bus! (not a original, just funny)

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Suzie

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Knock Knock Who's there? I am I am who? I am here to see you

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Why did little timmy cry? He was nailed to a ceiling fan.

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What's the difference between a duck? both of it's legs are the same.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I like pie. I know you do too.

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Why did the baby fall down from the tree? It was dead.

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Two guys walk into a bat, they have a couple drinks then go home, one crashed and died in a horrible drunk driving accident. The other, who took a cab, went home and viciously beat his wife.

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How many Lepers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? People with leprosy should not be doing general house keeping.

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Why was the boy afraid of the dark? he was blind

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Did you hear about the kid-napping in Minnesota? He woke up

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Why did the clown get in the car? Because he can.

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If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

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Where do you find a baby with no arms or legs? Where you left it.

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Your momma;s so fat she stepped on the scale and said one at a time please!

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What's the best way to toss a salad? With a salad spinner from the home shopping network.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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