Why was the boy afraid of the dark? he was blind

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Why did the baby fall down from the tree? It was dead.

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Two guys walk into a bat, they have a couple drinks then go home, one crashed and died in a horrible drunk driving accident. The other, who took a cab, went home and viciously beat his wife.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I like pie. I know you do too.

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What's the difference between a duck? both of it's legs are the same.

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Why did little timmy cry? He was nailed to a ceiling fan.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Suzie

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Knock Knock Who's there? I am I am who? I am here to see you

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why did the kid drop his ice cream? because he got ran over by a bus! (not a original, just funny)

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What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

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Whats red and dirty? Her period

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What is the best way to kill Kony? Shoot him in the head.

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how do you get a rat out the house you lift it up and put it outside

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your social life.

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So a deaf man is listening to the radio.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? (a police officer steps in and says): What is red and green and peed all over? I dont know Im sorry to say, but its your mother. A group of teens killed her and defiled her body with urine. She was wearing green.

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Several men are in a bar a tall white man named James orders a round of shots for all of the people they all have a fun time untill James gets into a car with Derrick who is not sober they drive right into a sick childrens hospital and cause many frantic wild fires throughout the town. They all end up in jail for an unrelated cause

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It would be unlikely for any entity of this time to speak English and communicate with chickens so it is improbable for one to know the answer.

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Why does a ginger have no friends? Because it is a non sentient horizontal stem used for seasoning food, and thus incapable of forming complex social and emotional bonds with conscious organisms.

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A man comes home to find his wife in bed with another man. He then joins them.

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What do you call two men kissing? Gay.

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What's funnier then 24... The Holocost

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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