Several men are in a bar a tall white man named James orders a round of shots for all of the people they all have a fun time untill James gets into a car with Derrick who is not sober they drive right into a sick childrens hospital and cause many frantic wild fires throughout the town. They all end up in jail for an unrelated cause

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Why does a ginger have no friends? Because it is a non sentient horizontal stem used for seasoning food, and thus incapable of forming complex social and emotional bonds with conscious organisms.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It would be unlikely for any entity of this time to speak English and communicate with chickens so it is improbable for one to know the answer.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? (a police officer steps in and says): What is red and green and peed all over? I dont know Im sorry to say, but its your mother. A group of teens killed her and defiled her body with urine. She was wearing green.

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your social life.

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree?Cause it was stapled to the cat.

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Why did the banana explode? Because it was a grenade!

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What did the Jewish boy get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews celebrate Hanukkah.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends. How hard can you throw?

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How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You tell him to do so.

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What do you call a black and white ruler? Barack Obama.

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Hitler

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A French man gets into a fight

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a duck walks into a restraunt.and the waiter asks "what would you like?" a quacker (like cracker)

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Why did the boy get hit by the ice cream truck? The driver of the ice cream truck was drunk

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look at your sister now look at me now look at your sister now look at me you probably have now realized that you cant see me.

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The seven dwarves sat around the house feeling Grumpy, so Grumpy left.

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A man had two horses. One was black and one was white. He cut the tail of one of them to tell them apart.

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Why did Moses part the sea Because it was divisible by 2

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What did the grape do after it was stepped on? Nothing, as it was incapacitated, and even under normal circumstances, it would be incapable of performing any voluntary actions as it is only a grape.

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Guess what. Chicken butt.

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A man walks into a bar...... He then wakes up in a hospital. along with a large bruise on his forehead.

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What did the chemist say when his BBQ ran out of charcoal? Nothing interesting.

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An american man, chinese man, black man, and a Mexican man walk into a bar. The american man says i want to show you guys a trick, so they go to the empire state building and the american man jumps off the side and comes back up alive. He tells them i will do it one more time, watch closely. So he jumps off and comes back alive. The american guy tells the chinese man to do it. So the chinese guy jumps off and dies. Then the american guy tells the mexican to jumps off, sonhe does it. The mexican man dies and the black guy is told to do it and he is afraid, but still does it, he dies. The american man goes back to the bar and the barkeep says "Superman you can be a real dick when your drunk!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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