What did the Jewish boy get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews celebrate Hanukkah.

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree?Cause it was stapled to the cat.

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Why did the banana explode? Because it was a grenade!

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A: Who are you? B: A random guy who walked into your house A: Oh sorry, I keep forgetting your name.

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A man walks into a bar...... He then wakes up in a hospital. along with a large bruise on his forehead.

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GONNA

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An american man, chinese man, black man, and a Mexican man walk into a bar. The american man says i want to show you guys a trick, so they go to the empire state building and the american man jumps off the side and comes back up alive. He tells them i will do it one more time, watch closely. So he jumps off and comes back alive. The american guy tells the chinese man to do it. So the chinese guy jumps off and dies. Then the american guy tells the mexican to jumps off, sonhe does it. The mexican man dies and the black guy is told to do it and he is afraid, but still does it, he dies. The american man goes back to the bar and the barkeep says "Superman you can be a real dick when your drunk!"

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What did the chemist say when his BBQ ran out of charcoal? Nothing interesting.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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a duck walks into a restraunt.and the waiter asks "what would you like?" a quacker (like cracker)

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Why did the boy get hit by the ice cream truck? The driver of the ice cream truck was drunk

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look at your sister now look at me now look at your sister now look at me you probably have now realized that you cant see me.

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Guess what. Chicken butt.

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A man had two horses. One was black and one was white. He cut the tail of one of them to tell them apart.

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What did the grape do after it was stepped on? Nothing, as it was incapacitated, and even under normal circumstances, it would be incapable of performing any voluntary actions as it is only a grape.

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Why did Moses part the sea Because it was divisible by 2

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends. How hard can you throw?

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A French man gets into a fight

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Hitler

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How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You tell him to do so.

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What do you call a black and white ruler? Barack Obama.

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whats black and blue and has three legs? An abused deformed person.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there was no oncoming traffic.

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Why did captain hook die? He wiped asss

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Anti Joke

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