- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A: Who are you? B: A random guy who walked into your house A: Oh sorry, I keep forgetting your name.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there was no oncoming traffic.

I saw my friend stabbing a girl. i asked what is he doing "Oh im just killing time" turns out the girls name is Time Demson. What a weird name i thought to myself.

So I was walking down the street the other day, I went to the shop.

Why did captain hook die? He wiped asss

Roses Are Red Violits Are Blue Screw it RUN!!

Are you related to Yoda? because yoda-licious!!!!

KOOKABURRA

What's black, white, and red all over? A intro of darkness, then redness then whiteness

Why did Moses cross the road? He wanted to play Xbox with his friend Jeff. Moses was a 12 year old boy from California.

What did the children say when the magician pulled a rabbit out of his hat? Nothing, but the parents called Animal Control, and the magician was imprisoned after a dog-fighting ring was discovered in Michael Vick's estate.

There is a man laying on the floor in a pool of blood and vomit, there is a broken beer bottle in a puddle of beer next to him. He thinks is a sponge.Purple

What's worse than a car going backwards on the highway? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Me: Ask me if in a giraffe You: Are you a giraffe Me: no

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

How do you sink a Polish battleship? You breach the hull.

Is J.P. dumb? Yes

So this moose walks into the super-market and asks the lady woman at he counter "Got any potatoes?" Lady woman says "Down Isle 5" So the moose goes down isle 5 and there isn't any potatoes

destiny

How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because Martin Handford drew him that way to make him unique and distinguishablefrom the hundreds of other drawn people (and animals) in the pages of the children's game book, which incidentally is known as Where's Wally in numerous non-USA countries.

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