Sex positions (and other related things), never took off... 1. The 96 2. The mission (impossible) position. 3. The Tangoers party (swingers? The fack is that?) 4.Nasal. 5. Bed waltz (requires amazing dancing skills and multitasking, now they just call everything for "bed waltz" to show off) 6.Blind Date take uno (hard to find two blind people and make sure they meet each other and have a good time by themselves). 7. GILFS take one (I mean there could be many hot grandmas out there, but "Guns Id Like For Shooting", was not too popular due accidents)

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Why couldn't the man see the camoflague iguana He could.

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What's the difference between Rob Schnieder and Jelly Beans? Someone besides Adam Sandler likes Jelly Beans.

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A: I've got a new knock knock jokes! Wanna hear it? B: Yeah. A: Oh you first. B: Knock knock! A: Who's there?

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Q: What can you never see in the light, but you can in the dark? A: Darkness.

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What is it too late to do? Apologize...

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Q: Who showed up at the dead soldier's funeral? A The Westboro Baptist Church...

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Little Justin's bike has a flat tire has a flat tire. He asks his dad to inflate it. "Sure Justin I can fix that for you." Said his father. But he overinflates the tire, causing the tire to explode and ignite the chemicals. The house burns to the ground, killing Justin and his parents. The fire then spreads and the hole city burns. 50,000 people die.

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1: Knock knock. 2: Who's there? 1: Boo. 2: Please do come on in Boo, its so lovely to see you!

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My sister had a lemonade stand once. And one time, she spilled.

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Why didn't the woman make sandwiches? She was making baguettes.

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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(Pretend that your adopted, and no one loves you) Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents.

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What did the runner say after he ran 10 miles? I just ran 10 miles.

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Q: Why did the blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice for two hours? A: Because she was dead.

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What do you call a baby that fell in lava Dead

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Found out my dad was gay the other day. Now I have to take him to dance clubs, take him to musicals and find the man who gave birth to me.

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what did chloe say to alexis? you took my phone

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what gets louder as it get smaller? a baby in a blender

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What did the husband say when his wife startled him as she appeared coming out of the kitchen? You scared me.

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Where did the taxi driver put his suitcase down? celery

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What do you call a dinosaur eating a taco? Nothing, you are high.

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Roses are red the grass is green now open your legs and let me fill you with cream

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Why did the hipster burn his tongue? He was in a terrible car crash in which the fuel tank exploded.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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