Stephen Hawkins walks into a bar...

William wright is Gay

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles

what did the blonde mail to her boyfriend? nothing, blonde's can't write.

A kid wanted to change the channel... One thing leads to another.

Two black men walk into a Ku Klux Klan meeting. they are immediately lynched by the mob who hates them

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

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What's black and blue and afraid of sex The twelve year Old boy in my trunk

What's the difference between a baby and a sandwich? A sandwich doesn't scream when I put my salami in it.

Who is happpier than the grouch about the Zombie Apoclypse? Dora.

No, Trinidad.

whats worse than getting no gifts for christmas? getting hit by a bus for christmas

Roses are red, violets are blue you may not know this but I'm falling for you . <3

Q: What did Hitler say to the Rabbi? A: I don't like you.

Knock knock. Man: Who's there? Hooker: The hooker you called for. Man: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. Wife: Honey, who is it? Man: The hooker I called for, but you haven't left yet. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes

A man walks into a bar. He suffered concussions later that night.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple All of the antijokes about it

Why did the mother get upset with her son? Because he sexually experimented with his cousin.

a kid named austin walks into school and gets kicked in the nuts byyy

How do dogs mark their territory? With legal documents.

Some people devote their life to talking in their head. Jesus christ.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

You know what's really funny? Cancer What's funnier than that? The Holocaust Even funnier? Charlie Sheen

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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