The teacher hands out tests to the students and some of the students say to the teacher "what does 'no grade' mean?" The teacher responds, "Oh I need to grade them still.")

What's the difference between an elephant and a moscito? There are several differencies. Firstly, the elephant is a mammal and the moscito is an insect.

The Rock: What is your name? Jeff: My name is... The Rock: IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOUR NAME IS!

What is white black and Chinese A panda

Marrage s like a card game. You start off with 2 hearts and 1 diamond. You end up wishing for a club and a spade!

What's black and blue and afraid of sex The twelve year Old boy in my trunk

Two black men walk into a Ku Klux Klan meeting. they are immediately lynched by the mob who hates them

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

What's the difference between a baby and a sandwich? A sandwich doesn't scream when I put my salami in it.

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A man walks into a bar. He suffered concussions later that night.

a kid named austin walks into school and gets kicked in the nuts byyy

Why did the mother get upset with her son? Because he sexually experimented with his cousin.

Knock knock. Man: Who's there? Hooker: The hooker you called for. Man: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. Wife: Honey, who is it? Man: The hooker I called for, but you haven't left yet. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple All of the antijokes about it

Some people devote their life to talking in their head. Jesus christ.

How do dogs mark their territory? With legal documents.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

William wright is Gay

what did the blonde mail to her boyfriend? nothing, blonde's can't write.

A kid wanted to change the channel... One thing leads to another.

Stephen Hawkins walks into a bar...

Who is happpier than the grouch about the Zombie Apoclypse? Dora.

Roses are red, violets are blue you may not know this but I'm falling for you . <3

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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