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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Jennifer get in her college exam? She got a C minus

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. Our fast paced American society holds little value for birds of any species and this particular chicken was flattened by Ford F-150.

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? Well, he's dead.

Once upon a time, a duck named Jim went to work, he went up to the steps to his new job and and he was paid all day to sit in a hot tub. Little did he know it was a boiling pot and he was served at Christmas dinner

roses are red. vilets are blue. I'm getting hungry. make me some food...bitch.

What`s red and smells like blue paint? A sunburned baby drinking green paint.

Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

What do you call a 6 year old with no friends? A Sandy Hook survivor.

Why did Dean Jones talk to his car? Because it was Herbie the love bug , a car possessed by a demon that had voice recognition capabilities and thus could understand him

A blind was staring at a girls ass. Her boyfriend promptly bludgeoned the man unaware of his illness.

A man named Jack has three kids. The oldest is named Jordan, the middle one is named Kim, and the youngest is named Alex. One day Jordan walked up to his father and asked him how his day was. His father replied, "It was fine."

-Hey I know something funnier than 24, ---What? -25! Hey I know something funnier than 25. ---What? -The Holocaust!

Why are the Jamaicans in the kitchen? because they are bad men

Have I ever told you that you looked beautiful? No. Ok, good.

What god did Bill believe in? No god, Bill is an athiest

What did the doctor say to the young boy? We only planned on a annual checkup but have discovered that your and aids baby and only have 3 days to live. Tell your family members goodbye you'll be on life support in the next couple hours.

What did the black man watch basketball instead of Tennis? Because Basketball is a very popular sport to African Americans, and tests show they can just higher than Caucasians, Asians and Hispanics.

An epileptic man attends a rave.

Why does Derrek Ashmore act so feminine on his facebook statuses? Because he has a vagina so it is appropriate for him

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm random but can still rhyme Hatsune Miku

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What happened to the guy that got hit by a bus. He died

what happens when a panther and a gorilla fight? i dont know i never seen it before.

Q: what's red, green and goes over 100 miles per hour? A: a frog in a blender

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