Have I ever told you that you looked beautiful? No. Ok, good.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Q: what's red, green and goes over 100 miles per hour? A: a frog in a blender

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Why does Derrek Ashmore act so feminine on his facebook statuses? Because he has a vagina so it is appropriate for him

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm random but can still rhyme Hatsune Miku

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What happened to the guy that got hit by a bus. He died

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what happens when a panther and a gorilla fight? i dont know i never seen it before.

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An epileptic man attends a rave.

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What did the black man watch basketball instead of Tennis? Because Basketball is a very popular sport to African Americans, and tests show they can just higher than Caucasians, Asians and Hispanics.

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Why does people with tourettes curse so much? Fuck should I know?

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Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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Why didn't the chef serve the black guy his food? Because he wasn't a waitor.

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how do you kill a giraffe? you don't.

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What's Brown and dirty? Dirt

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Why does it take women to cum slower than men? Who cares

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have aids, and now you do too!

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compardre No Pew.. Pew.. At mi OINK.. OINKs...

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What did Susie get for Christmas? AIDS.

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What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage..

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Your mom is so stupid that she didn't get into college due to her low act score of 16. She feels the need to improve so she asked me to tutor her.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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roses are red voilets are blue my dog stinks and so do you!

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