- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a baby that fell in lava Dead

What's worse, a dog dying or cancer? The Holocaust.

what do ninjas and gay people have in common... if you eat them they will no longer be alive

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Alzheimers, Cheese on toast.

Whats wrong with that Nothing

What do you do to vegetables to make them taste good? Nothing. They are still people, and they can't speak up for themselves.

What did the hammer say to the screwdriver? You're a tool

What do you call a sheep with big teeth? Mitch

What did the blind man say to the train conductor? Nothing. He was mute too.

why did the one armed, bearded man, in a wheelchair go to the mall ? He wished to purchase yogurt and Tiger woods 2007 for the ps2

What's the difference between a duck? both of it's legs are the same.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why did the spider cross the road? He was stuck to the bottom of my shoe!

Why does Jimmy Neutron have a big head? Heredity.

The teacher hands out tests to the students and some of the students say to the teacher "what does 'no grade' mean?" The teacher responds, "Oh I need to grade them still.")

Justin Beiber walks into a bar. He is not served any alcohol because he is not yet 21.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

What is white black and Chinese A panda

Did you hear about the kid-napping in Minnesota? He woke up

Marrage s like a card game. You start off with 2 hearts and 1 diamond. You end up wishing for a club and a spade!

A dyslexic agnostic insomniac stays up at night wondering if there's a dog.

What's the difference between an elephant and a moscito? There are several differencies. Firstly, the elephant is a mammal and the moscito is an insect.

The Rock: What is your name? Jeff: My name is... The Rock: IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOUR NAME IS!

What's the difference between a baby and a sandwich? A sandwich doesn't scream when I put my salami in it.

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