What is yellow and fluffy? Green fluff, I lied about the yellow part.

Why did the football coach go to the bank Answer - to get his quarter back

Q: What do you call a girl who wears a tuxedo to prom? A: Comfortable with the way she looks.

why did the kid drop his ice cream? because he got ran over by a bus! (not a original, just funny)

What's red and sticky A DEAD BABY

Q:How do you fit ten babies into a bucket? A: A blender Q:How do you get them out? A: Nachos

what do you call an exited rectangle? an Erectangle

Did you see Stevie Wonder's new car? ....neither did he.

What is funny about 9/11. Nothing you sicko, it was a tragic day for the world.

You know what's catchy? A cold

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because as an animal with legs it is highly capable of doing such as it pleases.

So does Blake

how do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker face

What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

._____________________. Whale!

What's Green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels

roses are blue, violets are red, im colorblind

What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A co-pilot

What us black and white and read all over The newspaper

What did the fish say to the octopus? nothing... fish cant talk.

A slutty deer walks into a bar she then comes out and says wow i cant believe i blew 30 bucks

A baby seal walks into a club.

What can move people but not rocks.. Poop

what happens when 15 babies cross the street? well, some may be hit by cars. others will have to face the harsh life of reality.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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