- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, Knock Whose there? your friend Oh ok (opens the door) (it was not his friend but instead it was a giant panda who robbed him of his goods).

Grammar ... the difference between knowing your shit, and knowing you're shit.

What's 7+7? 14 you dumbass

Why couldn't the man find his watch? Because he was mugged by a homeless man and had severe brain damage..... ....and because he left it at the office

Knock knock. Who's there? Michael Jackson.

Why did the dog cross the road? He was on a walk with his owner so they used a crosswalk to safely get back home.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the poor thing is so confused and is seeking a near by farm.

I have no soul so I must consume yours

Are you from Tennessee? cuz i wanna makeout with your face.

who has brown eyes blonde hair and red lips a human-being

Why were there only 5,000 Mexicans at the Battle of Alamo? They only had 1250 trucks.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I am colourblind so screw you!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

Hey you want to here a joke? I can't think of one

Tyler: Hey, James if you were a cavemen you would die. James: Why? Tyler: Because everybody hates you.

A padawan walks into a bar. He is promptly ridiculed by his master for not minding his surroundings.

Three men walked into a bar. They looked around, saw that it was pretty crowded, and decided they'd feel more comfortable going somewhere a little less busy down the road.

A priest, a rabbi, and a Buddhist monk walk into a bar. They discuss their differences over a pint of beer and leave with a greater understanding of each other's faiths.

9/11/01 was a terrible day I got dirt on my suit when touring NY

knock knock GO AWAY I'M IN THE SHOWER

I asked my Grandma if she ever tried 69. And she said, “No, but I have done 53 -- that's all the sailors I could screw in one night.”

Why is the dinosaur yellow? He's not.

How are you this morning?

Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was black

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