Why'd the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Word play, punch-line, joke.

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roses are red Jacob's a Jew the holocaust was funny Haha f**k you

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Two Irish men walk into a bar, order a drink and sit down to enjoy the drink and friednly conversation.

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Fat people.

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why did jimmy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs!

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A woman comes to the doctor with a dog and the doctor says: -What are you doing here, dog? Get the hell out of here, you're an animal.

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Why was the Nazi killed? for crimes against Humanity

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there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

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How many people can you fit in an oven? A: I Don't know ask a holocaust survivor.

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A woman walks into a sex sop, she buys a dildo.

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Chuck Norris is a regular human being, just like the rest of us.

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Why did the Turkey cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Having a refrigerator fall on you

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What's wonderful about babies? They will die sooner or later....All Of Them

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why did the duck cross the road? More than likely there was something that appeals to the duck on the other side such as a pond or duck food. On the contrary there could also be something that did not appeal to the duck on the side from which he is departing from such as a lack of a pond or a lack of duck food.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ostrich. Ostrich who? No no I don't have a formal name, I'm just telling you I'm an ostrich.

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Roses are red My binoculars are blue The curtains are open I see you

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What did Christopher Columbus say to his men before they got on the ship? "Men, get on the ship."

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Why was the lady fat. She ate a lot of food.

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Reporter: So, how do you feel knowing you don't have some place to work when you walk out of your house because of that tornado? Guy: "Well, it feels even worse knowing I don't have a house to walk out of. . ."

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Why did the dog cross the road? He was on a walk with his owner so they used a crosswalk to safely get back home.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?". The horse doesn't respond because it neither speaks nor understands English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on the way.

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What do you call an art history major with a job? A gainfully employed member of society, who assuredly benefited from his access to higher education. It is also possible that he was chosen for the position because of acquaintances or family members who were also employed by the company, but many people would consider it impolite to bring up this possibility, as it might be construed as denigrating the aforementioned individual or his chosen field of study.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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