What did Helen Keller say when she got raped? Stop raping me.

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Why did the circus clown lose his balance? He had a seizure while on his unicycle, fell off, and bumped his head, leading to significant blunt trauma in the brain. Weeks later, after waking up from a coma, the doctors discover that he can no longer speak anything other than gibberish. His friends and family decide that he cannot go on living this way and decide to pull the plug.

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What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? Finishing the wheelchair.

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A bar walked into a bar. To get to the other horse.

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why did the chicken cross the road? becasue he wanted to. also he didnt want to be involved in the holocost

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How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

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Yo mamma is so fat her blood type is RAGU

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your mom is so fat, shes not skinny

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What did the man say when he saw a purple cow? Nothing. He was blind.

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Why does Santa Clause not have children? Because he only "comes" once a year

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock-eater.

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My momma's so ugly she had to get plastic surgery. Now I need it.

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What's a Mexican's favorite sport? It depends on the person. To generalize and select one sport to represent the entire race would be stereotyping.

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womens rights

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what bounces and is blue all over? a blue bouncy ball

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side which would be a incontrovertible (obvious) decision.

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How did Matt stop the robbers? He called the police.

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Yo mamma so fat, she is going on a diet and is very sensitive about her weight.

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Dan was friends with Dick. Dick likes to give massages to Dan. Dan's favorite is Dickie's special mixture. He will remember Dick, his favorite personal assisatant for life. CREEPER

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because seven "eight" nine. Yeah, I went there.

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What should'nt you say to a rape victim. Rape.

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Why did a boy fall off the swing at a playground? He did not have any arms.

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Q: How do u make a butcher cry A: Kill its family

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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