- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the pirate get into the movie? Because he was armed and clearly inebriated.

two kids find a condom so they decide to show their mum the mum snatched it off them saying never to touch one of them again the kids went to their room "Mum sounded pretty angry about that thing "Lucky we didnt tell her about the yohgurt we drank out of it

Have you seen the new Spiderman movie yet? No, Uncle ben hasn't seen it either.

Yo momma so fat, she has large amount of fat deposited in her body

Whats sadder than a lost baby deer? Im too lazy too think of the rest of the joke.

What's sad about four black people going over in a cliff in Cadillac? It was my Cadillac.

What is blue and flies across the room? A baby with a punctured lung.

What looks like donuts but stinks of shit. Sean Big Macs socks

Why did the blonde get a good occupation? Because she had a great education in a private school.

why did Mark Nara cross the road idk why? he didnt

What do you call a smart blond? A golden retriever!

you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

Three men are travelling in a hot-air balloon, but it starts to go down over an uninhabitable desert. One of the men must sacrifice himself to save the other two by jumping overboard to reduce the weight in the balloon. Nobody is brave enough to volunteer, and they all die painful deaths.

Q: What did Tommy do when it was time to go to bed? A: Go to bed. Q:What did Tommy do when it was time to wake up? A: Kill him self.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender.

On a scale of Casey Anthony to Jerry Sandusky how much do you like kids?

hey how do you turn the Xbox controller off thats easy turn the xbox off.

Why did the litle boy's hat come off? cause he got hit by a train!

a man walks into a bar and has a drink james

Why did billy have a bruse? Because he got smacked with a belt. -Louis

When life gives you lemonade, give life lemons and it'll be like WTF?!

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse doesn't reply because horses don't speak. However, he is confused and scared by the unfamiliar surroundings. Trying to escape, the horse breaks his leg. The horse must be put down.

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