- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than getting dumped? Being molested by a crazy hobo

What's better than Jack Daniels? Jack Daniels Jr.

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and mop. In turns out the bartender was a paranoid schizophrenic and was hallucinating.

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Why is siracha taste so good on chicken? Because it compliments the meat.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got run over by a semi and died.

Take sebastian deep into the woods and put him down quickly

What's the difference between a cow and a cow? Nothing, they are both the same.

There are two fish in a tank. They both die, tanks are used for warfare.

if i get 1,000 likes ill kill your hole family

What's worse than rape? Gang rape.

What is Oedipus' favorite tv show! How I Met Your Mother

Roses are red Violets are blue This is a poem The End

Why do girls not have penises? Because there girls

What happens when you cross a starfish with a dog? Dogs and chickens are from a different phylum, they are genetically incompatible.

A man decided to commit suicide. He did.

two kids find a condom so they decide to show their mum the mum snatched it off them saying never to touch one of them again the kids went to their room "Mum sounded pretty angry about that thing "Lucky we didnt tell her about the yohgurt we drank out of it

Why couldn't the pirate get into the movie? Because he was armed and clearly inebriated.

Have you seen the new Spiderman movie yet? No, Uncle ben hasn't seen it either.

Whats sadder than a lost baby deer? Im too lazy too think of the rest of the joke.

Yo momma so fat, she has large amount of fat deposited in her body

What is blue and flies across the room? A baby with a punctured lung.

What's sad about four black people going over in a cliff in Cadillac? It was my Cadillac.

What looks like donuts but stinks of shit. Sean Big Macs socks

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