- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is green, brown, has four legs and would kill you if it fell on you from out of a tree? A pool table

A bench doesn't breathe, apparently Mexicans do.

Hey, have you seen Steve Wonder's house? No. Neither has he.

How do you make an electrician fall over? You hit him hard with a lamp

Did you hear about the man with 3 balls? He liked tennis

A woman catches her husband cheating on her she divorces him in a rather lengthy sequence of meetings in court

Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and mop. In turns out the bartender was a paranoid schizophrenic and was hallucinating.

What's worse than getting dumped? Being molested by a crazy hobo

Take sebastian deep into the woods and put him down quickly

What's better than Jack Daniels? Jack Daniels Jr.

Why is siracha taste so good on chicken? Because it compliments the meat.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got run over by a semi and died.

What's the difference between a cow and a cow? Nothing, they are both the same.

There are two fish in a tank. They both die, tanks are used for warfare.

Why do girls not have penises? Because there girls

Roses are red Violets are blue This is a poem The End

why did michele jackson rape a kid. because he was horny duhhhh!

if i get 1,000 likes ill kill your hole family

What happens when you cross a starfish with a dog? Dogs and chickens are from a different phylum, they are genetically incompatible.

What's worse than rape? Gang rape.

What is Oedipus' favorite tv show! How I Met Your Mother

A man decided to commit suicide. He did.

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