- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar, then he leaves and goes home

knock knock who's there auntie auntie who? anti-joke

Where do you find a good lawyer? In the cemetary

What's sad about an elderly couple who has had a long, fruitful marriage? Nothing.

Why does Stuart go to Zu Bar? Because he deals cocaine to his fellow raving companions

Why are all of the cars in the left lane? Because you are in Winona MN.

What's the difference between a red ball and a blue ball? There both blue but the red one

WHY CANT THE ENGLISH MAN FIND HIS.....PANTS? BECAUSE HE NEEDED TO LOOK HARDER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! LOOK HARDER ENGLISHMAN!!!!!!!!LOOK HARDER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! yell this joke out loud and u will realize that its really funny!!! ^-^

Knock knock. Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? Doctor Brown, I have your test results, you've HIV positive.

Q: How did the black man cross the Atlantic? A: He flew with an airliner, a large fixed-wing aircraft for transporting passengers and cargo.

a dog ate my homework but then he returned it on the lawn

yo mama so stupid, she went to the super bowl an bought a spoon

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What's red, green, and goes about 200 mph A fire hidrent I lied about the green and the 200 mph

How high is a Chinaman

A doctor walks into a bar, he stumbles backwards as he is taking his coat off, and the barman chuckles.

Penis.

Did you hear about the guy who broke his legs? His legs were broke.

What is green, brown, has four legs and would kill you if it fell on you from out of a tree? A pool table

A bench doesn't breathe, apparently Mexicans do.

Hey, have you seen Steve Wonder's house? No. Neither has he.

How do you make an electrician fall over? You hit him hard with a lamp

A woman catches her husband cheating on her she divorces him in a rather lengthy sequence of meetings in court

Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

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