- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whu did the boy drop his cheeseburger? Because the school janitor whacked him with a mallet.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer left his fence open and the chicken happened to cross a road.

Roses are red violets are blue hes for me not for you if by chance you take my place ill take my fist and smash your face

Why did danielle drop her ice cream cone? Because she was diabetic and had a blood sugar of 5.

yo mama so fat, she got more chins than china town

Why does Stuart go to Zu Bar? Because he deals cocaine to his fellow raving companions

Where do you find a good lawyer? In the cemetary

What's sad about an elderly couple who has had a long, fruitful marriage? Nothing.

A man walks into a bar, then he leaves and goes home

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy! But iI'm on bath salts and your face looks tasty!

knock knock who's there auntie auntie who? anti-joke

Knock knock. Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? Doctor Brown, I have your test results, you've HIV positive.

WHY CANT THE ENGLISH MAN FIND HIS.....PANTS? BECAUSE HE NEEDED TO LOOK HARDER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! LOOK HARDER ENGLISHMAN!!!!!!!!LOOK HARDER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! yell this joke out loud and u will realize that its really funny!!! ^-^

What's the difference between a red ball and a blue ball? There both blue but the red one

Why are all of the cars in the left lane? Because you are in Winona MN.

Q: How did the black man cross the Atlantic? A: He flew with an airliner, a large fixed-wing aircraft for transporting passengers and cargo.

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yo mama so stupid, she went to the super bowl an bought a spoon

a dog ate my homework but then he returned it on the lawn

How high is a Chinaman

Penis.

A doctor walks into a bar, he stumbles backwards as he is taking his coat off, and the barman chuckles.

What's red, green, and goes about 200 mph A fire hidrent I lied about the green and the 200 mph

Did you hear about the guy who broke his legs? His legs were broke.

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