What do cows and grass have in common? They both say "moo", except for the grass.

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Sally went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. She was exhausted and died of dehydration at the top.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, My house is red, I am on fire

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Where do you go when your friends called you spoiled? Africa.

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Whats worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an apple and finding half a worm. Wats worse then biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into an eggplant and finding half a worm, as eggplants are usually more expensive so you will have wasted more money and would probably not be willing to eat the rest. And eggplants taste like shit.

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What's the difference between a Mustang and a sack of dead babies? I don't have a sack of dead babies in my garage.

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What does 1 black person on the moon mean? A problem. What do 2 black people on the moon mean? A problem. What does every black person on the world on the moon mean? It's still a problem.

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Lizzy doesnt shave or shower. She just went to the bathroom in the middle of the school hallway

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What happens when a black man is alone the KKK appears

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What do you do when a dog chews your pen? Use a pencile instead.

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What do you call a black man with a gun? A cop

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why did simran go to jessicas house? To go have a human taco

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What is the same about fries chicken and watermelon? There both delicious.

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Why did Tiarnan not ride is bike to school today. Tiarnan's dead.

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Why did the downtown New York worker never make it home? An airplane crashed into his office.

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whats worse than having that Holocaust joke be the best anti-joke for months? Windows updates

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why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

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There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <<

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why doesn't mexico have an olypics because theyre already running,swimming and jumping over the border

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Q: What weighs 6 ounces, is extremely dangerous, and lives in a tree? A: A sparrow with a machine gun.

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Why is a blonde girl crying in the bathroom? Because she has been bullied and someone broke her nose.

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Roses are red, violets are red, tulips are red, oh shit my gardens on fire!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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