What do you do when your internet goes down? You right click on the internet connection and try to fix the problem.

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whats the biggest ever snake found ? i dont know i dont study snakes :O

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who can beat up superman doomsday, duh, he killed him

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Q: what did the dad get for playing baseball with his son? A: a line drive to his balls

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Billy wanted a pet...and now he got cancer...

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i think quinn is gay? you probably don't know him but when i walked him on him shoveling a ken doll is his butt

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What did Bear Grylls say to the dead whale? Mmmm.

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Bison: I just dont feel like having bread for breakfast again Sagat: You want some... Cornflakes? Bison: Ohohoh Ahahaha! Sagat: You like it? Bison: THIS IS DELICIOUS! Balrog: :( What about those tapes I made for you? You want me to...:( Bison: Balrog, shut up.

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What's worse than getting AIDS? Nothing.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Adolf Hitler. Adolf Hitler, who? Be quiet and hand over your Jews!

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Knock knock Who's there Fetty Fetty who? Fetty Wap Hey what's up hello

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What happened to the clown that touched the kid? The clown got honked up

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What do you call a black man with a brain injury? Mentally Disabled

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yo mama so fat, she got more chins than china town

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Roses are red violets are blue hes for me not for you if by chance you take my place ill take my fist and smash your face

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Why did danielle drop her ice cream cone? Because she was diabetic and had a blood sugar of 5.

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what is the difference between oral and anal? anal makes your day and anal makes your whole weak

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Whu did the boy drop his cheeseburger? Because the school janitor whacked him with a mallet.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer left his fence open and the chicken happened to cross a road.

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WHY CANT THE ENGLISH MAN FIND HIS.....PANTS? BECAUSE HE NEEDED TO LOOK HARDER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! LOOK HARDER ENGLISHMAN!!!!!!!!LOOK HARDER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! yell this joke out loud and u will realize that its really funny!!! ^-^

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What's the difference between a red ball and a blue ball? There both blue but the red one

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Knock knock. Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? Doctor Brown, I have your test results, you've HIV positive.

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Why are all of the cars in the left lane? Because you are in Winona MN.

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Where do you find a good lawyer? In the cemetary

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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