If a vegetarian only eats vegetables, then what does a humanitarian eat?

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Why are there no swimming pools in Mexico? The average yearly income is $3,523, and pool chemicals are very expensive.

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A man with ADD walks into a bar, what did he say? Look a squirrel!!!

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A woman fell victim to nasty car accident. Her injuries were very grave. The doctors warned her family that she had two hours to live. She died two hours later.

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Q. What is a deaf man's favorite joke? A. Nothing, because he cant hear.

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The other day I saw this dog. It said woof.

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What's small, black,and crispy? A baby after an apartment fire

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I saw my friend stabbing a girl. i asked what is he doing "Oh im just killing time" turns out the girls name is Time Demson. What a weird name i thought to myself.

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If life gives you lemons, throw them at people.

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Whats the similairity between a dog and a cat? They're both cats, except for the dog.

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what is better than your entire family getting brutally murdered applesauce

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In soviet russia, roses are violet

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Two black men walk into a Ku Klux Klan meeting. they are immediately lynched by the mob who hates them

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Where did the kittens go on their class filed trip? Nowhere, animals are not permitted to enter a museum unless they are eye seeing dogs helping a person who lacks vision.

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What's worse then breaking your xbox? Going on a 24 kill streak and having itchy balls.

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What is pink, female and has two dicks? A mother with two sons, both called Richard.

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What did the polar bear say when he walked into a sauna? Absolutely nothing because he was a polar bear. I mean seriously, did I even have to ask? Everyone should know that a polar bear is an animal and he wouldn't say anything. If he did it would most likely be a growl or a roar. If you believed that he would have said something you obviously didn't pass the first grade. I finish with the fact that a polar bear would not survive in a sauna because they are accustomed to cold climate. I guess this was just a waste of time.

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Whats worse than the holocaust A.MRS FRANK B.HITLER ANSWER MRS FRANK

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An anorexic women walks into McDonalds

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems Nice tits

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What's pink fluff? Pink fluff. What's blue fluff? Pink fluff holding it's breath. What's red fluff? Angry pink fluff. Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a tr-- No. What's green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels. What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple, 'cause the other half's in your mouth. What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Angry pink fluff. What's worse than angry pink fluff? The holocaust. That's not funny. Stop laughing.

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Whats the difference between a frog?

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Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was tied to the first Monkey. Why did the third Monkey fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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