If life gives you lemons, throw them at people.

what is better than your entire family getting brutally murdered applesauce

In soviet russia, roses are violet

Where did the kittens go on their class filed trip? Nowhere, animals are not permitted to enter a museum unless they are eye seeing dogs helping a person who lacks vision.

What is pink, female and has two dicks? A mother with two sons, both called Richard.

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What's worse then breaking your xbox? Going on a 24 kill streak and having itchy balls.

An anorexic women walks into McDonalds

Whats the difference between a frog?

Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was tied to the first Monkey. Why did the third Monkey fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game.

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems Nice tits

What's pink fluff? Pink fluff. What's blue fluff? Pink fluff holding it's breath. What's red fluff? Angry pink fluff. Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a tr-- No. What's green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels. What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple, 'cause the other half's in your mouth. What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Angry pink fluff. What's worse than angry pink fluff? The holocaust. That's not funny. Stop laughing.

Whats worse than the holocaust A.MRS FRANK B.HITLER ANSWER MRS FRANK

Knock knock Who's there? Impatient Hellen Keller. Impatient Hellen Keller who? ...

What's the difference in a red sports car and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a red sports car in my garage.

Knock knock. Who's there? Cher. Cher who? Just Cher.

Michael Jackson's favorite places: Toystore Candy shop Playground Amusment parks Kindergarden classroom Orphanige

What's worse than hell? I would say the Holocaust, but they're both the same for the Jews.

How do you get a cat out of a tree? You throw a brick at it.

If you work at Penn State you might want to skip the annual "bring your kid to work day"

Dad: i hate you. dads son:(kills him self)

That awkward moment when you wonder why this person keeps stepping on you, and you realize that you’re a shoe.

run farther?

Bob: What's red and goes ding-a-ling? Trudy: A red ding-a-ling? Bob: Yes. What's blue and goes ding-a-ling? Trudy: A blue ding-a-ling? Bob: No, they only come in red.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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