- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the black man in prison? He was wrongly accused of a felony and the jury by whom he was tried was largely racist.

What does the orphan say to its parents? nothing, orphans dont have parents

What is the difference between a pizza and a Black guy? A pizza can serve a family of four.

What did the black man in a white 2007 Jeep Wrangler when he went over the speed limit? A speeding ticket

I live in a very rural area, so it's not easy to just go to the store and pick something up. I try to find out how to do things with the stuff I have on hand, so I Googled spot remover, but there are only pictures of stain cleaners. Please help. Spot has rabies.

knock knock who's there? orange orange who? orang you glad i didn't say knock knock agian

What's the difference between a black man and a park seat? A park seat can support a family

Why did the black guy get kicked out of school? Because he was poor academically.

What did the guy who dropped his iPhone do? He went out and bought a knew one.

Knock Knock? Who's there? (No answer)

look at the top of your screen. now look down. I MADE YOU DO THAT

What do you call the CEO of a successful company? Rich.

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Q: Whats blue and fluffy A: Blue fluff Q: Whats brown and fluffy . A: The bear that killed my parents.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

Why was it okay for the people in the hospital to laugh at the patient with narcolepsy? It wasn't. The patients were treated due to moral obligations. But the doctors that laughed had either been fired or warned, depending on if there were previous reports of exploitation of patients.

How many Jews can you fit in an ashtray? None

I have sexdaily. I mean dyslexic. Fcuk!

Why would you call a child douche bag? Cause they're sterile

Weed.

Who would win in a chess duel between Ender Wiggin and Artemis Fowl? Artemis Fowl will calculate the optimal path to move his pieces. Ender Wiggin will calculate the optimal path to kill the queen, so all the other pieces just sort of fall down.

What do you call a guy and two girls are at the bottom of the ocean? A guy and two girls at the bottom of the ocean.

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