- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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michael: How old do I look? stranger: about 68? How old are you? michael: I cant remember I have alzheimers. michael: How old do I look?

Why'd the man walk his dog His pen ran out of ink

Knock knock! Who's there? Boo! Boo who? Aww, don't cry!

identical jokes get different votes.

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead.

Bags of delicious poop.

Your friend is so gay that he isn't attracted to hot women

A man had two horses. One was black and one was white. He cut the tail of one of them to tell them apart.

What do u do when life gives u lemons?? Eat them

Is J.P. dumb? Yes

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a dog in your apple

What Do You Call The White House When Obama Is President? What? The White House.

Why did the boy die? He had cancer.

If Jimmy had 5 apples and his brother had 5 apples then their father would have been married to their mother before they were born.

If a vegetarian only eats vegetables, then what does a humanitarian eat?

Why are there no swimming pools in Mexico? The average yearly income is $3,523, and pool chemicals are very expensive.

A man with ADD walks into a bar, what did he say? Look a squirrel!!!

What's small, black,and crispy? A baby after an apartment fire

A woman fell victim to nasty car accident. Her injuries were very grave. The doctors warned her family that she had two hours to live. She died two hours later.

The other day I saw this dog. It said woof.

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite joke? A. Nothing, because he cant hear.

I saw my friend stabbing a girl. i asked what is he doing "Oh im just killing time" turns out the girls name is Time Demson. What a weird name i thought to myself.

Two black men walk into a Ku Klux Klan meeting. they are immediately lynched by the mob who hates them

Whats the similairity between a dog and a cat? They're both cats, except for the dog.

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