What has legs but can't walk? A table...or a dog with four broken legs.

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What's the only thing a Black Hole can't absorb? Nothing. It absorbs everything, even light.

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Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window, at the 122th floor of a skyskraper.

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why did the one armed, bearded man, in a wheelchair go to the mall ? He wished to purchase yogurt and Tiger woods 2007 for the ps2

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tee hee

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An Atheist sneezed. Everyone around him said, "God bless you." He thanked them and continued on with his day.

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Thats what she said......about the project proposal, it was some really valuable input.

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A man knocks on a wooden door. A woman says who is it?

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A 8 year old kid and his dad are having quality time at the park,and relax at a nearby picnic bench after a thrilling game of tag."I love you." says the son. The father about to respond,promptly gets shot by 3 stray military issue assault rifle bullets that came from a heated dispute about a stolen car that got way out of hand. He dies,and the kid ran crying a long distance away. After he gets himself in a dark alley with nobody else around he laughs,and mutters "The plan went perfectly!" He pulls out a detonator and presses it. The White House,Washington Monument,and several nuclear power plants across the continental United States blow up,killing millions of people.The child,also in possession of nuclear bombs, holds the entire world hostage and becomes ruler of the entire planet Earth. Fin.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It would be unlikely for any entity of this time to speak English and communicate with chickens so it is improbable for one to know the answer.

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michael: How old do I look? stranger: about 68? How old are you? michael: I cant remember I have alzheimers. michael: How old do I look?

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How did the old man feel when he couldn't have sex? Viagravated

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Knock knock Who's this? Your neighbor Yes can I help you? Hi, I'm new around here, can you help me find the closest gas station? Turn right over there pass 2 traffic lights it will be on your left Okay, thank you You're welcome

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A retarded man speaks jibberish, because he is retarded

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Why'd the man walk his dog His pen ran out of ink

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Knock knock! Who's there? Boo! Boo who? Aww, don't cry!

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Your friend is so gay that he isn't attracted to hot women

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THE GAME

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Bags of delicious poop.

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identical jokes get different votes.

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Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead.

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A man had two horses. One was black and one was white. He cut the tail of one of them to tell them apart.

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What do u do when life gives u lemons?? Eat them

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Is J.P. dumb? Yes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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