What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Nothing, we eat pizza and we respect Jews.

Why did Gary's cat fall from the tree? He didn't use enough gaffa tape.

What did the homosexual community have last night? A protest for gay rights.

Why did the man go bra shopping? Cause he is a single father and his teenage daughter needs a new one.

What was big and stiff A 30cm ruler

Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophob? a blowjob

How did the baby cross the road? .......... It was stapled to the chicken.

A French man gets into a fight

What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What is worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust What is worse than the Holocaust? 3 bee stings

What's black, white, and red all over? A intro of darkness, then redness then whiteness

What's black, white and red all over? A nun in a blender

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Why was the boy crying? Because his dad comes home drunk every night and beats him.

Why did the man's legs start shaking when he saw the attractive women? There was an earthquake

What do you do with a dog with no legs? Take it for a drag.

Mark Twain, Jesus, and Bill Gates are sitting at a bar. Someone messed with the space time continuum again.

A boy tells his teacher, "I want to be like hitler when I grow up and kill all the jews and one clown." The teacher replies, "Why the clown?" The boy says, "See no one cares about the jews."

women's rights

1.....2.....3.....boom you died

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religion

Wy did the man fall? A tree fell on his legs!

roses are red violets are blue hey fu i'm making stew out of my own poo

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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