What did the suicide bomber say to the other suicide bomber? You're da bomb!

This is a stupid joke. Get it to the top of the list and Kobe Bryant will pass to you.

why did katy fall off her bike?

why was 6 afraid of 7? because he's a pussy.

A man with no face walks into a bar, another man sees this and promptly asks "Sir, why do you have no face?" The first man says nothing and walks away.

There once was a man from Dundee. He got stung by an angry wasp. He put some Bactine on it. He lied down and took a rest He felt much better the next morning.

What did the Wife say to her husband about his Erectile Dysfunction? - Im sorry I dont know how to finish a joke based on this private a matter.

What does Tourettes Syndrome have in common with short term memory loss? I DON'T FREAKING REMEMBER.

When the loaf of bread crashed the car the wife was mad. What do you think she did? She put Nutella on him toasted him and then ate him

you know what ice cream's made out of, right? milk.

Your mom is so fat, that when she stepped on the scale she was disappointed with the number that appeared.

What's the square root of yo mama? That which when multiplied by itself equals yo mama.

What did the kid say when his parents were killed? Nothing. He's a vegetable

knock knock who's there? orange orange who? orang you glad i didn't say knock knock agian

What's the difference between a black man and a park seat? A park seat can support a family

Why did the black guy get kicked out of school? Because he was poor academically.

What did the guy who dropped his iPhone do? He went out and bought a knew one.

Knock Knock? Who's there? (No answer)

look at the top of your screen. now look down. I MADE YOU DO THAT

What do you call the CEO of a successful company? Rich.

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Dad, they tell me I am a slowpoke at school, what can I do? ... Eh son, this is mommy, your dad died ten years ago remember?

how do you fix a family? Someone gives in

Roses are Roses Violets are Violets I am to Literal, That is a statement.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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