Dan was friends with Dick. Dick likes to give massages to Dan. Dan's favorite is Dickie's special mixture. He will remember Dick, his favorite personal assisatant for life. CREEPER

thumb_up thumb_down -29

what bounces and is blue all over? a blue bouncy ball

thumb_up thumb_down -29

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side which would be a incontrovertible (obvious) decision.

thumb_up thumb_down -29

How did Matt stop the robbers? He called the police.

thumb_up thumb_down -29

What should'nt you say to a rape victim. Rape.

thumb_up thumb_down -29

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because seven "eight" nine. Yeah, I went there.

thumb_up thumb_down -29

Q: How do u make a butcher cry A: Kill its family

thumb_up thumb_down -31

Why did a boy fall off the swing at a playground? He did not have any arms.

thumb_up thumb_down -31

"Why Do Dogs Bark ? " Because Thats What Their Suppose To Do !

thumb_up thumb_down -31

Why did the old man get wet even though he was using an umbrella? Because it didn't save from falling off the bridge.

thumb_up thumb_down -31

*Knock knock* I thought no one was home so I left... Turns out my grandma hung herself

thumb_up thumb_down -31

what do you call a fat black cat and a skinny white dog? Freckles and Spot

thumb_up thumb_down -31

why did the chicken cross the road? cause kade touches himself at night

thumb_up thumb_down -33

A gorilla walks into a bar and order a banana martini. The bartender thinks this is a little peculiar and then becomes aware he is actually dreaming. He wakes up from his dream and begins to tell his wife about the ridiculous dream he had. His wife just ignores him, the man rolls over and begins to sob because he realizes his marriage is in shambles.

thumb_up thumb_down -33

Guess what? The Game.

thumb_up thumb_down -33

Whats worse than three dead women in a ditch ? 4 dead women in a ditch.

thumb_up thumb_down -33

What did the white father tell his mexicon son and his wife as he left for work bye

thumb_up thumb_down -33

Miss Hoolie: Hello, PC Plum. What's the story in Balamory? PC Plum: I'm arresting you for the sexual molestation of twenty children.

thumb_up thumb_down -33

Why is Timmy a dumbass ? He's not, because asses cannot, by definition, be intelligent, so it is unnecessary to qualify it as "dumb".

thumb_up thumb_down -35

Whats the difference between a woman and a fridge? A fridge doesn't fart when you take your meat out!

thumb_up thumb_down -35

I drive a 'rarri

thumb_up thumb_down -35

Why couldn't Paul see. He got stabbed in the eye by two mexicans

thumb_up thumb_down -35

A bartender walks into the man and the bar said nothing because it was inanimate.

thumb_up thumb_down -35

Wizard: If you could get any one thing in the world, what would it be son? Son: Another father that grants more wishes.

thumb_up thumb_down -35

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops