- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Okay, yeah red, but you wont ever get to see it because you have gone stale.

theres a fork in a drawer half way open and a knife in a cup on the counter. how does the knife get into the drawer, it cant knife are incapable of moving

Knock knock... Whose there? Patrick Oh hey, come in...

Knock knock. Whos there? Death. You will die in the next 12 hours from terminal cancer.

Patient: Doctor Doctor I think I have HIV! Doctor: Wtf to that one...

A blonde girl walks into a car.

What did batman say to robin before getting into the bat mobile? Don't touch my penis.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to a chicken

....ZZzzzzz.....ZZzzzzz.....

Why couldn't the black man swim? Both of his legs were just eaten by a shark.

Who is Jonathan Ezell He is Jonathan Ezell

A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says: both your legs are broken in 10 places, you will never walk again.

What do you call two banana's on someone's feet? Garbage.

What do you call 10 Asians playing basketball? A group of friends hanging out and having a good time.

A man walks outside on a sunny day. Since the sun was very bright, he put on a pair of sunglasses. While this was going on, nothing else really happened and he went on with his day as usual.

How come the blind black guy couldent read because he is dead

What did the lamp say to the pencil? Nothing. Lamps and pencils are inanimate objects and are also non sentient so therefore are incapable of talking or listening or having any emotions.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting ran over by a truck.

A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. Sucks to be a fish.

What did the woman say to her rapist? I've had better.

There are two monkeys sittingn a bathtub. The first one says, "Scratch my back Mack." The second one says, "That's okay Joe I've got a radio of my own." (laugh like you think it is funny)

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz "Somebody left the gate open"

Why don't dinosaurs talk anymore? Because they're all dead, duh. :P

A girlfriend told her boyfriend it soaked all the way through. She screwed up their art project.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??