- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the woman say to her rapist? I've had better.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz "Somebody left the gate open"

There are two monkeys sittingn a bathtub. The first one says, "Scratch my back Mack." The second one says, "That's okay Joe I've got a radio of my own." (laugh like you think it is funny)

A girlfriend told her boyfriend it soaked all the way through. She screwed up their art project.

Why don't dinosaurs talk anymore? Because they're all dead, duh. :P

Q; What is pink and has 2 legs? A: Not a lot of things, but a Flamingo is the closest thing that I could think of if you do not count the beak eyes and feet.

"We all miss somebody a lot every now and then, its only human! But never give up, just keep reloading and firing until you hit that somebody!" Moral: Moral, answer me, MORAL MOOOOORAAAAAAAAL! DUN DU DURUN, DUN DUN DUN! gunshot (The moral section just because I love them red thumbs ^^)

What animal has four legs and one hand? Happy rottweiler

What do you call a muslim in an airplane? Whatever his name may be, though you could, of course, choose not to address him, though if it were a two-seater plane, it would be good manners to exchange polite conversation.

Your momma's so fat she died five years ago.

why was the man walking in the kitchen? idk thats why i asked

EAT YOUR DINNER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What happened to the jew that donated? Stop thinking, jews dont donate.

What's the difference between an orange? The horse because the vest has no sleeves.

What did the man at the haberdashery say? Six and seven-eighths, bub, six and seven-eighths.

Last Christmas I gave you my pie but the very next day you put it in your tummay. Now your dead because I poisoned the pie.

Why was the jewish boy sad? He had no friends.

Gay Rights

there once was a man from Nantucket. He was a fisherman.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin get in the Batmobile.

(This is a joke made up by the young son of a friend of mine many years ago. It is still one of my favorite jokes.) Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What did the black man say about Linkin Park? That there's obviously a rapist in their midst and they should all be questioned.

what did Sandra bullock say to Jesse James? I hate your fickin a**!!:)

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she is blind.

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