whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? not having an apple to find a worm im

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I'm a champion. I do what I want.

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How many morman minutes does it take to get to school? A lightyear

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Whats black and blue and red all over? An infant after its been beaten with a bat.

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A black man has a job.

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You know what's bad? Running over a baby with a truck. You know what's worse? Skidding on it.

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Why did the black man fail math? He had missed many classes due to his mother's terminal cancer.

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Why did the mexican order a bean burrito? Because thats his favorite

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What's worse than slipping on a bannana peel? The Gestapo. Go to Aushwitz now.

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Why did Steve put his trumpet in the fridge? He had begun the early stages of dementia and was becoming increasingly confused and detached from reality. Also he was German.

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How did the chicken know where he was going? He had a map.

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The anti joke that repeats itself :(

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This is a little story about four people named Everybody, Somebody, Anybody, and Nobody. There was an important job to be done and Everybody was sure that Somebody would do it. Anybody could have done it, but Nobody did it. Somebody got angry about that because it was Everybody's job. Everybody thought that Anybody could do it, but Nobody realized that Everybody wouldn't do it. It ended up that Everybody blamed Somebody when Nobody did what Anybody could have done

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A Cheerio is at Cheerio high school, and there is another Cheerio that he wants to ask to the prom, but she is a frosted Cheerio and because of Cheerio social statuses she would not go with him. So he goes to the Cheerio factory so he can become a frosted Cheerio. The factory workers tell him that he can be a frosted Cheerio, but the machines are malfunctioning today and they can only frost half of him. He agrees, and the girl Cheerio goes to the prom with him. He shows up at the prom with her, and she asks him to get her some punch. So, he's walking around, looking for the punch line, when he realizes: There isn't any.

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What's worse than finding a hair in your soup? Slavery.

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Your momma's so fat that she has a body fat percentage of 37 and is clinically overweight.

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Why did the man get a haircut? Because he had long hair.

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Q: why did the pie cross the road? A: Pie is not a living thing and has no way of transportation, therefor the pie did not cross the road.

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what'd one jew say to the other jew? i cant eat this its ham. (sounds better when said with disappointed jew voice)

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A tree falls in the woods. A deaf boy, who had been frolicking through the forest, is struck down by the tree. He dies. His parents are ridden with grief for years, until finally the father commits suicide. The mother soon remarried and had two more children. Both died before the age of 15. She was a horrible mother.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares what a Chicken does?

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a cannibal and like to burn people.

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Why couldn't the kid eat candy? He had diabetes, so he could put himself in danger and possibly result in death which would leave the family torn apart and all committing suicide in a matter of 10 years.

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Whats better then having 10 fingers Having 11

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