So two cannibals are eating a clown. Cannibal one: Does this taste funny to you? Cannibal two: Considering that this man was a clown he must have been in poverty so he resulted to being an alcoholic and maybe over dosed on over the counter drugs. Cannibal one: Thank you for that reasonable answer.

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A kid has no friends.

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How did Barry Bonds break the career homerun record? A combination of natural ability, practice, and a plethora of performance enhancing drugs.

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An Irish man walks out of a bar..... 'nuff said

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Why did John fall down the stairs? Because John is a paraplegic and is incapable of going to down stairs without aid.

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What goes in dry, comes out wet and pleases two people. A teabag, you pervert.

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What do you call somebody pimping out their bitches for very large amounts of money???? A dog breeder.

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Michael Jackson walks into a daycare center.

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Q:Why did the boy cry? A: because his mom was hit by a bus Q: why did the boy wipe his face? A:he was covered in his mother blood and threatened all the witness who saw him push his mother into the bus

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Why was the kid picking his nose. Because someone shoved a bomb in it.

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What hurts worse than a papercut? Divorce.

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Yo momma so fat she when god said let there be let he said get the fuck out the way!

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So a guy walks into a bar. He asks the woman next to him, ''Can I buy you a drink?'' The woman says,''No thank you.''

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You know why Michael J Fox can dance like it's 1999? because he's a really good dancer.

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Why did the man have a bad day? Well first of all, his wife left him, then his two kids both committed suicide, then a large falcon pecked at him genital area. After that he proceeded to be hit by a car, and soon after he was hit by a bus. Following this, his corpse was raped by a transvestite pig, and then finally his spirit got hit by a plane on its way up to heaven, knocking it to Hell.

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Q:What do African American men call the Internet? A:The Internet

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food?

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Yesterday I was diagnosed with Depression... It made me sad.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You shove her off the bed

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have you seen ray charles' house? neither has he.

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penus

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How many black ppm does it take to screw in a light bulb All of them, plus 1 white guy.

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A man is walking down the street when he stumbles upon a school, every school in the area had an American flag outside it, so he sees the flag and atop this flag a man is sitting and he doesn’t look comfortable. Next to the flag pole is a chair with a flag attached to it and the wind is as strong low down. So he looks at the man and says "Sir I think you may be using those wrong." The man on the flagpole says "why?" So he says well this chair is flat and made for sitting and this flag pole has a draw string for the flag. The man atop the flag pole says "I'm sure good will come of this…..im sure." the man says "What good could possibly come of this!" and the man on top of the flag pole looks at him and says "Later……………..you can tell this story to your friends and disappoint them when they find out theirs no punchline."

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What do you call an asian woman with one leg? By her name.

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