Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a cannibal and like to burn people.

Whats better then having 10 fingers Having 11

What is the pirate's favorite letter? Z.

Do you want to hear a joke?!?!?!?!?!?! A happy orphan

A white rapper. HAHAHAHAHAHA oh ya he was muslim.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw him

what did the stop sign say to the car? nothing.

why was 7 afraid of 8, cause 8,9,10

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

A man walked into a lampost. He hurt himself.

What's Brown and dirty? Dirt

A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

How did the two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for half an hr? They didn't and they died.

What did the man who brutally raped and murdered his infant daughter say? He didn't.

A muslim walks into a bomb store. He is a police officer and quickly arrests the owners of the store because of the obvious legal violations.

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practice.

What number is funnier than 23? 24.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at it's face.

What happens if you roll a nickel down a street in Mexico? It eventually stops and lands on its side.

Roses are red Violets are blue Actually they're purple That's why they're called "violets"

Whats red and bad for your teeth? A brick Courtesy of: http://samsjokeoftheweek.moonfruit.com/

Why was the kid crying Cuz there was a frog stapled to his head

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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