- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so ugly that when she looks in the mirror she feels bad about her appearance.

A man walks into a bar. He had to leave promptly because he, according to the law, was too young to be served alcohol.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? Comfortably, four.

What do you do when you see a mentally challenged kid in a wheelchair? Walk up and offer to push him, as you should since he probably hasn't had a lot of friends in his lifetime.

I have no soul so I must consume yours

What's red and round? A red and round solid.

Why did the Mxican eat the taco? Because he was hungry,

Why did Harry get in the taxi? His mother told him to put his seatbelt on.

how does an elephant ask for a bun? may i please have a bun?

If life gives you lemons, give them back. They were probably stolen, and even if they weren't, lemons are a pretty shitty gift to give someone.

pigs are sometimes pink GOSH

What has feathers, and is known to fly? A bird

Why did the man with no arms, and no legs knock on your door? He can't, he has no arms!

Miley Cyrus.

Roses are green Violets are yellow I have an optical disorder

A horse walks into a bar why the long face? I have aids

What's the square root of 69? 8.306623862918075

What happened to the guy that fell off the building? He hit the ground

i like cats

Knock knock Who's there? Stab.

How did the black man get a new television? He worked hard and put away a small percentage of his weekly wage in order to save for this new addition to his household.

What's the difference between a Muslim and a box? A box won't blow you up!

Why did Sally drown? She wasn't wearing a life jacket and it was the the seventh time she had fallen off her water skis today. Her father was not coming back this time.

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