- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the kid eat candy? He had diabetes, so he could put himself in danger and possibly result in death which would leave the family torn apart and all committing suicide in a matter of 10 years.

whats black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white? a penguin rolling down the hill. what black and white and laughing? the penguin that pushed him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the poll booth to vote on a law restricting the questioning of chickens destination and furthermore to let chickens cross with out ridicule.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit him with an ax.

A blonde, red head and brunette decide the jump off a cliff....... They all die

What did the man get when he returned from Africa? AIDS

What do grizzly bears and people have in common? Neither can survive in outer space, due to depressurization, lack of oxygen, and absence of basic survival needs.

How do you drown a blonde? You hold her head under water until water gets into her lungs and she cant breathe.

a man walks into a bar. ouch.

With the exception of pigs, both pigs and blue jays can fly

How do you get a clown off of a swing? Hit him with an ax.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because 2.5 million children in the world are suffering from HIV/AIDs.

What did Timmy say when the bus crashed? Nothing, it was a horrible crash, he died like everyone else. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Timmy.

You wanna hear a joke? Me too

Why did the boy with cancer cross the road? He was hoping to get hit by a truck.

Please? No.

why can't James swim at 2010 summer ? because james died at 2009

What did the Dragonfly say to the Mosquito? Nothing. He ate it.

Whats 10 times worse than a war? Ten wars.

Wanna hear a joke? Yes Then go on the internet and find some jokes.

GINGERVITIS! 1. redhair 2.freckles 3.no soul 4.depression/anger 5.gay JLR

Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? No Neither have I

At a feminist picnic there are no sandwiches.

Q: How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? A: They beat her.

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