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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is black and goes blub-blub? A black blub-blub. Good job. What is red and goes blub-blub? There is no such thing as a red blub-blub, you idiot.

why was the giraffes head so far away from his body? because he has a long neck

How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb? 1

Why did the first elephant fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? It was tied to the first elephant. Why did the third elephant fall out of the tree? PEER PRESSURE!

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Q. what is the difference between a black man and a park bench A. a parkbench can support a family A black man cannot

What about all the bullshit comments? The spamming?

baby seal walks into a club

If 2 trains are going 60 mph, their going in opposite directions towards each other, they are slowing down 1 mile per hour per 10 miles and they are 100 miles away, would you rather have Coke or Pepsi?

I STUCK MY TESTICLE IN A BLENDER!!!

What happened when the prisoner dropped the soap? He picked it up.

How many ecotards does it take to change a light globe? Ve Vill Change all ze light globes to use;less grey vuns and you vill luv it or else ve vill kill you to save ze planet

you are getting chased by a lion, a tiger, and a zebra. What do you do???? Get off the Merry-go-round.

What did the black man watch basketball instead of Tennis? Because Basketball is a very popular sport to African Americans, and tests show they can just higher than Caucasians, Asians and Hispanics.

What do you get when you jab a four year old with a pair of scissors? A warrant for your arrest.

Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

I never knew I was dyslexic. Then one day I showed up to a toga party dressed as a goat.

How did the two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for half an hr? They didn't and they died.

Why did Bob fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Obviously not Bob, Idiot What did Bob get for christmas? A glove Actually, I lie. He hasn't unboxed it yet.

Q. what sucks A. getting robbed loosing your family and then you die by cancer

Back in my day,we used to have Johnny Cash,Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Now we have higher divorce rates.

If a tree falls in a neigheorohood lots of people hear it.

52 Prostitutes in a bar. Challenge Accepted.

"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "To the gorcery store, I need to buy a couple of lemons."

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