Roses are red Violets are blue I have down syndrome duh dusfy druah

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why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

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If a tree falls down in the forest and no one is around to hear it, does God exist?

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How do you make a dead baby float? Ice cream, root beer, and a dead baby.

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What does Santa Claus keep in his gardening shed? Nothing. Santa Claus isn't real.

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What do you call a man who is walking into walls and poles? A blind man who really needs your help.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one.

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Did you hear about the new German oven? Seats 40.

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whats funnier than a joke? A: a funnier joke

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Why wasn't the black man allowed on the golf course? Because a wealthy business man had rented out the entire course for a very important international investor.

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What did the man say to the duck? Nothing ducks don't talk.

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Whats pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

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'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' Thats fantastic for Peter Piper

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A white rapper. HAHAHAHAHAHA oh ya he was muslim.

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What mouse walks on 2 legs, Micky mouse. What duck walks on 2 legs, All ducks you dip shit.

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If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

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Did you hear about the 4'10" psychic that escaped from prison? It's on the news! "Small Medium At Large."

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What's a fun thing to do on a plane? Make a bolt to the pilot, smash his brains in with a iron pipe and make the plane plummet a few hundred feet with a maniacal laugh until you wake up from your dream and scream at your mother to wipe you.

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Where did Ann go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere.

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Roses are red Violets are red Shit My garden's on fire?

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? Bees inside of your eyeballs.

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A black man walks into a bar. His parents were immigrants from South Africa.

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A blind 1st grader is doing math. He can't figure out a problem so he asks his mom to help, his mom then ask "Why don't you just count by your fingers?" the little boy then said "MOM! I'm blind I can't see!" his mom replys "then how do you see your homework?" the boys replys "I opened my eyes, now help me"

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What is the difference between a baby and a rat? I don't have a rat in a cage

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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