Why did the clown drink all the sweet wine? Because he was an alcoholic.

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Want to know whats funnier than 24? 25

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what is a chicken answer: chicken

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Why did the lady have a birthmark on her leg? Because she came out of her mother's leg.

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What did the fly say to the frog? Nothing, insects can't talk.

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Why is Justin Biber so white? there's nothing in the closet.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like trains (:

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Q: whats snoop doggs favourite weather? A: drizzle

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The U.S. economy is in poor condition and it's downfall would have repercussions throughout the entire world.

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so a square said to another square,your rather obtuse oh wait squares cant talk,whats going on. later that day,chuckles realizes he isnt funny -chuckles

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what did the little boy say when the teacher asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

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Why was Martha put in a wheelchair? She was hit by a rabid cabbage.

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Nah, could not care less about how I sound on "The network", its just that I spent all night finishing the core concept to my new novel, and all the capital letters and stuff sound like Jim Carrey in my head as I type. So Redcunt, where you going? When you coming back?

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In Soviet Russia you drive car, because a car driving you would be screwed up.

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Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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im a willy bum bum

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What is green and has wheels A blue bucket, I lied about the green and the wheels

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Why was the frog sad? Because he had a boy's face stapled to his feet.

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How to you stop the world from ending? You dont the world has been destroyed 5 times over again before and it will most likely happen to us one day.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "I'm your dog. Please stop having sex with me on Chatubate."

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Whats the worst way to find out your married. Hungover

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knock, knok who's there? ya ya who? yahoo

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A man walked into a bar, he was meeting his friends but was half an hour early, so he went down the road and got a burger. He had recently began dieting to maintain a healthy weight, but had trouble with self control. 30 years later he would gamble away his family's life savings and then go onto live a long and unfulfilled life.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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