Roses are brown, Violets are brown, it seem's that someone has been bathroom on my lawn. "Martha, I'm not cleaning this up"

Person 1:why did the person fart Person 2: wh.... Person 1:shut up I'm not interested any more! Btw person 2 got interrupted

Yo momma so fat you have aids

whats the difference between G. Bush and a rock? Bush (bull)shits and rock doesn't

Did you hear about the sick juggler? Turns out he had cancer on his brain tumour.

Steve buys 60 watermelons.. What does he have? A lot of watermelons.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an orange and finding a worm.

your momma's so stupid she shot herself

A man walks into a bar, sits down and the bartender comes over and asks him what he wants to drink. The man replies, "Carrot Juice."

There once was a man from Nantucket. He decided to sail to Portland. He cast off and was never seen again.

Knock knock Who's there Knock knock Who's there Knock knock Who's there Never mind

Q: How do you stop a rhino from charging? A: Shoot it.

what did the downsindrome get for christmas?? A: Aids and a Dead wife

What's red and looks like blue paper? Red paper

Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait; it would be quite unsanitary to talk about my genitals in front of you.

What do squirrels and Justin bieber have in common? Everything.

A blonde walks into a bar... ...she got rufeed.

There are two types of people in this world: Those who can finish lists. and

why did suzy drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock. whos there? not suzy.

What do you do when your phone goes off in class? Stay behind after class whilst the teacher takes off his pants and tells you do bend over a desk. This is your punishment.

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Why did billy have a bruse? Because he got smacked with a belt. -Louis

A man walks into a bar, a man behind him doesn't.

when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

Anti Joke

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