What's funnier than slapping a girl? Calling the cops on the person who slapped her.

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why did the black man attend the AA meeting? his wife told him the only way she would stay with him is if he would attend these meetings, he was an alcoholic and is dying of liver failure.

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Q: How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? A: This question has many different possible answers due to the range of sizes and shapes of bath tubs available on the market, and also depending on the size of the baby in question. It is therefore only possible to give a specific example.

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Why is the sky blue? Well it has something to do with The suns reflection off of all the waters on earth's surface.

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Why couldn't the elephant ride the bike? Because it didn't have a thumb to ring the bell!

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why did the man hit the flight attendant? Im just kidding he didnt.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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How do you fit 100 dead babies into a box? Put them into a blender.

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What did Tim say about his wife cheating on him with his best friend's wife? He ran to R Kelly and got peed on.

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knock knock who's there who who who and if u say something about an I will punch u in the face u stupid cike!!!!

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How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? You shoot at the blonde. Causing her to fall, but I have a feeling she will be pretty mad!

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Knock knock ... *No ones home*

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Your mom is like a tire iron: she's a whore

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Is everything funnier when u have a vagina.

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roses are red, violets are blue, tom cruise is gay

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My mother-in-law fell down a stairway. I turned to my wife and said “Call an ambulance!!”

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Why Do Girls Have holes?? For the guys poles.

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Ken wins!

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What do you call a bunch of black people hanging out in a barn? African American farmers socializing.

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What did the janitor have for breakfast? Food

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What did the fat lady order at McDonalds? Nothing because she forgot here wallet at home.

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I hate long jokes -_-

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What's more fun than thumbing down a shit joke? Thumbing down a shit joke which is neutral previous to your disliking giving it a little negative number.

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Q: Why did George Lopez walk into a Taco Bell? A: To purchase a 5-layer Gordita Burrito

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