What do you call a 46 year old man with one eye 4'5 and has one arm coming out of his chest Steve

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What did the duck get for Christmas. A potato. Not really it got nothing because it's a duck

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Yo mama's so fat because she has a glandular disorder that makes her fat.

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what's black and has a huge sac? A negro

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Bob dole

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What's the difference between a rhino and a house cat? They look way different.

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Dad: i hate you. dads son:(kills him self)

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Why did the boy have sex with his grandpa? His grandpa is a nice guy and it was his birthday.

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How are bananas and friends alike? If you peel their skin and eat them

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Why did the boy get hit by the ice cream truck? The driver of the ice cream truck was drunk

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Why was bobby late for school? Because he drove off a bridge.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was playing Pokemon Go.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Interupting cow Interu--- MOOOOOO!!

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how do you scare a blonde person? dress up in orange and scream "mustard"

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What should you do when a man carrying a stuffed tortoise tries to break into your house? Call the police.

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Why did the rabbit jump? Because that's what rabbits do.

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Roses are red.. Your child is also red.. I drove my car over his face. <3

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Roses are red, Violets are red, my eyes are bleeding

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What do you get if you have a bundle of children's clothing, some moisturising cream, a gas mask, a lollipop, more candy and a bag? A disguise.

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A woman walks into a bar.

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How did Princess Diana cross the road? Through the windshield

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Wanna know how to confuse a black guy? Give him a friend chicken sandwich with mayo on it.

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42, that is all

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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