What do an elephant and a plum have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

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A hundred dollar bill falls in the middle of an intersection. Equally distanced from the bill stand a Jew, a Black, a White Supremacist and an Arab. Wouldn't it suck to be on this street? I am sure violence will ensue. Wouldn't want to be caught in the crossfire.

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What is chewy and tastes like gum? Chewing gum.

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Adam Turkolowoskiaklfadjufsdjksbgsgsafafdsg

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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knock knock whos there Aids, now you've got it

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woman's rights

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You are driving a canoe home when the wheels suddenly fall off. How many pancakes does it take to fill a doghouse?

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Q:What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A:I like your shoelaces!

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I called your friend gay and he hit me with his fist because he was angry at me for using gay in a derogatory way.

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Pee is yellow Shit is? brown My shit is yellow WTF

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why did the man beat his wife because he was mean

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Rose are Red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The middle one is for you.

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What's worse than hell? I would say the Holocaust, but they're both the same for the Jews.

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Knock knock We aren't home Sorry.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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Why did the blond girl get fired from the M&M Factory. Becouse she removed all the W's

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whats a long boring sotry that no oneever wantsto read? the life of sarah palin.

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Why did the man put his penis in the baby? Because it's warmer than a watermelon.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. | | + | + + + + Why did the chicken get run over the farmers tractor? Because the chicken crossed the road and didn't look both ways before crossing and didn't see the tractor that ran him over. P.S. The chicken died and the farmer was arrested for animal abuse.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure

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Ryan O'Sullivan likes to suck his own penis. - Ryan O'Sullivan.

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I walked into my sister's room and slipped on a bra..........it was a boobie trap

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Here's a little diddy I wrote for One Direction: Now One Direction, don't forget that we all know About the antics that you pull at your own live shows Like you take your own lyrics and give 'em a swerve Now they either make no sense or make you sound like pervs And Liam, why you swiping cameras and phones? What you need a girl's number cause you're crusin alone? And another thing, it's a frickin spoon for God's sake What did this thing impale your puppy with a giant frickin stake? And so One Direction, we now all think That in about a year, y'all are gonna go N*SYNC and disappear cause N*SYNC isn't around any...aw you know!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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