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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What are we ? Students ! What do we want ? Six months holiday ! When do we want it ? Twice a year !

what goes up and down , and left and right all day without breaking a sweat? A compass, get your mind out of the gudder.

One day a farmer was planting his crops. All of a sudden he was hit by the magic school bus.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Knock, Knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

Whats the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? Ghosts aren't dolphins.

What is the best invention ever? Taking a crap reverse. So you can enjoy a nice bowl of aids.

i am iron man running over fat kids in my van

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

What's a foot long and slippery, a slipper

Want to hear a joke? Me too.

An asian man and his friend walk into a bar. They both order a few drinks and drink them responsibly. They then pay for their drinks, and drive home to their loving families.

What did the Frenchman say to the Englishman? I don't know, I don't speak French.

What happened when the turkey jumped out of the airplane? It fell.

Why didn't grandma ever return Johnathon's calls? Grandma was brutally murdered 2 years prior. Johnathon had issues believing that she was gone. He went on to live a life of pain and suffering, which would eventually lead to suicide at the age of 24.

Why doesn't little billy eat his vegetables at the dinner table... Because billy has bin dead for 3 years

A grasshopper walks into a bar... Bartender: "hey we have a drink named after you!" Grasshopper: "What, Kevin?"

a blond was walking across a river thinking how do I get across. when she saw another blond. and asked how do I get to the other side and the other said your already on the other side.

You're at a funeral & your phone goes off and the ringtone is dead and gone

Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh no! Someone's been murdered in my garden!

Did you know, even though penguins ARE birds... They don't live in volcanoes?

yo mama so fat that when she jumped on her tempurpedic mattress the wine did spill

Why didn't the chef serve the black guy his food? Because he wasn't a waitor.

Why can a bird fly Because it's not a banana

What's the difference between a cat and a banana? One is a cat, the other is a banana.

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